thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

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Madness is like intelligence, you know. You can’t explain it. Just like intelligence. It comes on you, it fills you, and then you understand it. But when it goes away you can’t understand it at all any longer. Marguerite Duras, from Hiroshima, Mon Amour (via violentwavesofemotion)

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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  • suburban, white conservative: "PRO LIFE! ALL LIVES MATTER!!!!!!"
  • *black child gets shot by cop*
  • suburban, white conservative: *crickets chirping*
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briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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